Useless but Hilarious

Random Capitalisation. The completely redundant use of capitals. I usually try to avoid it as we are not living in Germany and I've been told off a few times for doing it. But tonight I just felt like it. SO THERE.

Another thing that is completely unnecessary is this:


They're handmade beards by Erin who lives in Portland. The beards come with ear loops on the ends keep them secure. I'm assuming one size fits most.

Like I said, completely useless but they do make me laugh. And for the facial hair challenged, they make you look manly and keep your face warm. You can buy them at her shop here.

Since we're on the topic of beards I would like to share one of my favourite songs by the Scottish band Cocteau Twins, Bluebeard. The lyrics are absolutely tosh but I love the melody and overlapping vocals. Faye Wong has done a version of this song in her album Fu Zao.